Unless... maybe this bride is not virtuous. AHHH HAH!
So, what should we color this? Off-white? Yellow? A dirty blonde perhaps? Dirty as her skanky reputation.
This should be a fun wedding. Ask her who the best man is, she'll know; she's been with 'em all.
Oh skanky bride, how I love thee!ReplyDelete
Help, I had too much caffiene!ReplyDelete
Meet me behind the plant in the lobby after me and the groom cut the cake, you sexy thing, you.ReplyDelete
Ugh, I think I stepped in something. I stink.ReplyDelete
I was the fat kid on The Little RascalsReplyDelete
I love dancing to ska music.ReplyDelete
I never thought I'd find someone to love.ReplyDelete
I don't fit the rhyming scheme.ReplyDelete
I forgot to address that I adore alliteration and my adorable fiancé Alan Albert Alverson would agree.ReplyDelete