The definition of 'claimer' is "One who claims; a claimant."
I am a claimer, because I claim to have seen this ad.
I wish Speedy Gonzales was standing next to me. Then you could say "which claimer?" and he could point at me and say "dis claimer."
But, Speedy would probably run away real fast after that. Then I would be stuck there looking stupid.
Anyway, this is a lamp you can buy on the Disney website. This isn't some Photoshop joke, either.
I hope you noticed the disclaimer:
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT??!??!?
NO GIFT BOXING AVAILABLE!!! ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS???!?!?!?
Dis- claimer! Get it? LOL! Really, LOL.
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Happy Birthday buddy,
ReplyDeleteI got you this lovely present.
What is it? Oh, it's a Disney made, limited edition CANCER RIDDEN DEATH. But look, it's shaped like a little rocket!!!
Oh yeah, sorry I didn't have time for gift boxing.
Hope you enjoy your slow painful death bud.
Now, where's the cake?
Thanks Karl.
ReplyDeleteThe cake is over here.
I made it with asbestos. What difference does it make now that I am on a steady path to death?
Sweetie, it's ok. The chemical is only known to cause cancer in California. If you use it in Oregon or Nevada, you should be fine.
ReplyDeleteEverybody Chill!
That seems pretty pricey for cancer. I guess it's still cheaper than smoking a pack a day.
ReplyDeleteGeneral-Lee speaking, I avoid things that cause cancer!
ReplyDeleteGet it? Generally? General Lee?