Sunday, May 16, 2004

Ode to Hulk Hands

Here is a poem I wrote about the toy phenomenon known as Hulk Hands.

Hulk Hands

To be like Hulk, such might, such power
Hulking up and smashing walls
I slide you on, you mighty glove
Remember that little girl from the Pepsi commercials?


  1. Man, oh man! That is some good stuff there! Ha ha ha ha ha. That stuff about Hulk Hand- priceless! Also, that other part where you mentioned that Pepsi girl- Hot Dog! No one saw that coming.

  2. Naked Gun is awesome!
    Driving instructor: Extend finger

    Randal Tex Cobb is always great, but Jim Carrey steals that scene.
    Tex: Sounds Broke
    Jim: Most likely sir, bet it was something nice, though

    And who could forget when Danny Devito didn't get it together.