When we last left the BMX Bandits, bad guys were chasing Nicole Kidman because her and her friends had stolen a case of walkie-talkies (that the bad guys had planned to use for some kind of crime).
The kids were racing through a mall causing hysterical havoc.
This guy got a pie in the face.
Nicole & company then went to the police who told them to fight the bad guys themselves. This might be the dumbest scene I have ever seen in any movie... and I saw Shakespeare in Love.
At some point the bad guys chase the BMX Bandits through a water park.
Then the Bandits get all the kids in town to throw flour at the bad guys.
Then they sprayed some foam fertilizer on them. Somehow this movie turned into an episode of Double Dare in the last ten minutes.
So, the bad guys failed the "physical challenge" and they were sent home with a copy of the Double Dare home game. Then, the BMX Bandits opened a bike park. I hate bike parks. I took my bike to one and then I had to carry a plastic bag and "pick up" after the bike "did it's business."
Maybe that was a Muppet park. I do own a Muppet.
During the credits we get a warning. Not a warning about stealing things (like walkie-talkies) or spraying deadly foam fertilizer at people or even about shutting of the circuit before doing electrical work (see part 2) but about bike riding.
In conclusion. I hate BMX Bandits. I hate them so much. I hope they make a remake so I can hate that too.
Before we go, let me share this screen grab from the water park scene:
This kid went to the water park for a day of fun and it was captured on film forever.
And that boy would grow up to become Andre Agassi.
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