A bunchojunk.com children's story
"So a chicken walks into a bar and says 'Do you serve chicken?' and the bartender says 'No but we serve beer.' said the Metal Cabinet.
The Fat guy and Connie The Chair sat and stared at him.
Suddenly a light bulb went off in The Fat Guy's head.
"Turn that blasted light off, I'm trying to think." The Fat Guy shouted at his head.
"I get it!" remarked Connie The Chair "The joke is that beers don't talk."
Suddenly a blender went off inside The Fat Guy's head.
"Stop blending things!" shouted The Fat Guy "Well, actually that feels pretty good."
Then Vin Diesel ran in and stabbed Connie The Chair and The Fat Guy. They died a painful death.
Moments later the police arrived.
"Why didn't you try to save them?" queried the Officer.
"I can't" conceded Metal Cabinet "I'm just a giant metal cabinet that tells jokes."
Then he went on a pinball and Jell-o bender. There were no survivors.
I laughed so loud I had to go outside my office! This is by far the funniest story you have done yet.ReplyDelete
Hello? Who am I, why am I here?ReplyDelete
Posted by Guy Who Looks Like a Cabinet
How did I miss this one! This story is a riot. I love the last line!ReplyDelete
Posted by Dr. Candy Santa Esq. and sons
I dated Metal Cabinet for 2 years! I wish I could re live those two years! Walks in the park, paddleboating that week we spent at a Wal Mart in El Segundo.ReplyDelete
Those were the days.
Posted by stationary bike
I work at Home Depot and I have been hearing jokes from the cabinets for months, but no one believed me.ReplyDelete
I bet they will now when I show them this site!
Posted by LeGusBo