Coloring book pages usually elicit one of three reactions:
A. Awww, that's cute.
B. Where's my crayons?
C. Dude, she is so totally hot.
Well, at least with me they do.
This coloring book page left me with a different reaction altogether:
WHAT IN GOD'S HOLY NAME IS THIS NONSENSE ALL ABOUT!
I have no clue.
It's a baby angel. A rather hard living baby angel, as evidenced by the patch on his elbow and hole in his shoe. He looks either puzzled or surprised as he sits in a cup of eggnog.
What is this implying? What the heck is he doing there. Did we catch him as he attempted to contaminate our nog? Or is he just bathing in the cup. Plus, why would a coffee cup be marked "eggnog?"
Don't normal people drink eggnog either out of a tumbler of off Mrs. Claus' chest?
I have no idea. But, color and enjoy.