I saw a preview for Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies.
let me repeat that:
Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies
What a wonderful time we live in! It makes me cry, thinking about previous generations and the hardships they faced, with NO Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies!
For those of you who don't remember Baby Geniuses, let me assure you it was a real movie.
In years past, a comedy producer may have invented a title like this as a satire. Leonard Part 6 for example.
Bill Cosby made this film back in the late 1980s when nobody ever told him "no" about ANYTHING.
For an example: see his Cosby Show sweaters.
In Leonard Part 6 we are told that Leonard's previous adventures (1-5) were confiscated by the government. The film follows the basic 'spy film' plot. Secret agent is after dad guys, bad guys are after a secret agent, secret agent rides on an ostrich.
It will be interesting to see the Ostrich scene in Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies.
Baby Geniuses was made by Bob Clark, a director with the GREATEST FILMOGRAPHY EVER. Let us take a look:
Karate Dog, The (2004)
KARATE DOG! Those two words could not seem MORE awesome when placed SIDE-BY-SIDE! Like a live action Hong Kong Phooey! A dog that does Karate! I am not going to miss that!
Maniac Magee (2003)
In a world full of Maniacs, Magee stands out. Magee formerly a name used only when referring to dumb puppets, now can add MANIAC to it's resume!
Baby Geniuses (1999)
The original. Hard to believe it has been 5 YEARS! I guess they were waiting until the statute of limitations ran out on those 'child labor violations.'
Better not let Maniac Magee near the fudge! This could be a disaster!
From the Hip (1987)
Judd Nelson plays an attorney named Stormy Weathers. He later played a weatherman named Legal Jurisprudence.
Dolly Parton and Sylvester Stallone! I once watched this BACK-TO-BACK with the Jane Mansfield Story featuring Loni Anderson and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I am still blind in my left eye because of that night.
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Yup, he did this too.
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Glad to see he is staying true to his bad sequel roots.
Wow, Porky's had a DIRECTOR!
Black Christmas (1974)
The best Christmas murder film EVER.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
See, he was all about the kids, even then.
Never saw this film, Clark's debut. I think it's about He-Man's OTHER sister. The one even She-Ra wants nothing to do with.
Yes, Bob Clark is a renaissance man. Long live Baby Geniuses 2: Return of the Super Babies!
Related junk: Back to the Future, Movie Remakes & Cakes, and He-Man RULES!