Pop Culture Personality Test

1. What would you rather drive every day:
a)a Nascar racecar
or
b)an Ice Cream Truck


2. Who would you rather meet:
a)Al Pacino
or
b)Al Martino


3. Who would you rather live with:
a)Norm on Cheers
or
b)Norman Fell


4. Which nickname would you rather have:
a)Lord Of The Dance
or
b)Snoop Doggy


5. What occupation do you prefer:
a)kamikaze Pilot
or
b)Paparazzi Photographer


6. What telephone number would you like to have:
a)867-5309
or
b)1-800-MATTRESS


7. Who would you rather arm wrestle:
a)Dick Van Dyke
or
b)Dick Van Patten


8. If you needed surgery on your patella who would you hire:
a)Dr. Teeth
or
b)Dr. Demento


9. Pick one:
a)R2D2
or
b)ACDC


10. Who would you borrow clothes from:
a)Colonel Mustard from Clue
or
b)Colonel Sanders from KFC


11. Which would you rather pay $10 for:
a)a Shriner's Fez
or
b)an Ewok Pez


12. Who would you cast your vote for:
a)President Samuel L. Jackson
or
b)President George Clinton


13. Who would you rather share an appetizer with?
a)Don Knotts
or
b)Don Adams


14. Which would you rather watch on a long flight:
a)ET Entertainment Tonight
or
b)E.T. The Extra Terrestrial


15. On a job application how would you rather categorize yourself:
a)a Deadhead
or
b)a Hulk-a-maniac


SCORING: Score yourself 2 points for each 'a' except for the even numbered questions. On the even numbered questions score 3.5 points for each 'b' answer and 1 point for each 'a' answer. On the odd numbered questions score 4 points for each 'a' answer and 2 points for each 'b' answer. If numbers 1, 2, 7, and 8 were all scored 'a' give yourself an extra 2 points, unless you answered 'a' for number 14. Number 2 and number 5 should have their point values doubled regardless of what the answer, unless you already received the bonus for numbers 1, 2, 7, and 8. Question 6 should always be scored as a 4 points unless your score (to that point) ends in a 1 or 0. Once you have finished calculating your score, multiply it by 0.8.

RESULTS
1-7 POINTS
Your outlook on pop culture is poor. You need to read more magazines, and walk more often.
7-16 POINTS
You know your stuff, but you lack clear decision making skills. Borrow that other guys magazines when he is done with them, and take a walk with him once and a while.
17 POINTS
You are really obsessed with Hulk Hogan (or Dick Van Patten) and that is unhealthy. Please retake the test in the middle of the night.
18-56 POINTS
You are a pop culture EXPERT. Please email me so I can give you my user name and password. Then you can write for this silly web page and I can go back to my former career as a Rodeo Clown.
56 POINTS and higher
You cheated. You should be ashamed of yourself. There are only 56 possible points that could be earned. You really are a jerk (or bad with math).