Movie Box Office

Top ten films at the North American Box Office:
1. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story $30,000,000
2. The Terminal $18,700,000
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban $17,412,000
4. Shrek 2 $13,600,000
5. Garfield: The Movie $11,000,000
6. The Stepford Wives $9,200,000
7. The Chronicles of Riddick $8,271,000
8. The Day After Tomorrow $7,550,000
9. Around the World in 80 Days $6,833,000
10. Troy $1,710,000



Top ten mean headlines that critics MAY HAVE used to review these films:

1. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story $30,000,000

"Better DODGE this film, see it and you wont have a BALL"

2. The Terminal $18,700,000

"The Terminal is PLANE-ly bad"

3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban $17,412,000

"Prisoner of Ask-a-for-a-ban on this lousy movie"

4. Shrek 2 $13,600,000

"Shrek 2, 2 bad"

5. Garfield: The Movie $11,000,000

"More like CIGAR-Field, because it stinks like an old cigar"

6. The Stepford Wives $9,200,000

"A movie in need of a DIVORCE"

7. The Chronicles of Riddick $8,271,000

"Sucks"

8. The Day After Tomorrow $7,550,000

"The Day After Tomorrow will be better than the DAY you see this film!"

9. Around the World in 80 Days $6,833,000

"Stop this WORLD, I wanna get off!"

10. Troy $1,710,000

"Rhymes with BOY and boy does it suck!"



Top ten NICE headlines that critics MAY HAVE used to review these films:

1. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story $30,000,000

"EVERY underDOG story HAS IT'S DAY!"

2. The Terminal $18,700,000

"The Termin-ALL, because it is all you need for entertainment!"

3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban $17,412,000

"Azkaban is azkafantastic!"

4. Shrek 2 $13,600,000

"Shrek-tacular, full of Shrek-tatude, a Shrek-de-force"

5. Garfield: The Movie $11,000,000

"Like President James Garfield, you should HAIL to this CHIEF"

6. The Stepford Wives $9,200,000

"Walking down the aisle paved with BOX OFFICE GOLD"

7. The Chronicles of Riddick $8,271,000

"Still sucks"

8. The Day After Tomorrow $7,550,000

"Mark your DAY planner, because TOMORROW is here, and it is FABULOUS!"

9. Around the World in 80 Days $6,833,000

"Around the World, making a stop at the OSCARS, because it's a winner!"

10. Troy $1,710,000

"TROY-RIFFIC"

"Arrrrgggghhhh." Riddick