1. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story $30,000,000
2. The Terminal $18,700,000
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban $17,412,000
4. Shrek 2 $13,600,000
5. Garfield: The Movie $11,000,000
6. The Stepford Wives $9,200,000
7. The Chronicles of Riddick $8,271,000
8. The Day After Tomorrow $7,550,000
9. Around the World in 80 Days $6,833,000
10. Troy $1,710,000
Top ten mean headlines that critics MAY HAVE used to review these films:
1. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story $30,000,000
"Better DODGE this film, see it and you wont have a BALL"
2. The Terminal $18,700,000
"The Terminal is PLANE-ly bad"
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban $17,412,000
"Prisoner of Ask-a-for-a-ban on this lousy movie"
4. Shrek 2 $13,600,000
"Shrek 2, 2 bad"
5. Garfield: The Movie $11,000,000
"More like CIGAR-Field, because it stinks like an old cigar"
6. The Stepford Wives $9,200,000
"A movie in need of a DIVORCE"
7. The Chronicles of Riddick $8,271,000
"Sucks"
8. The Day After Tomorrow $7,550,000
"The Day After Tomorrow will be better than the DAY you see this film!"
9. Around the World in 80 Days $6,833,000
"Stop this WORLD, I wanna get off!"
10. Troy $1,710,000
"Rhymes with BOY and boy does it suck!"
Top ten NICE headlines that critics MAY HAVE used to review these films:
1. DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story $30,000,000
"EVERY underDOG story HAS IT'S DAY!"
2. The Terminal $18,700,000
"The Termin-ALL, because it is all you need for entertainment!"
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban $17,412,000
"Azkaban is azkafantastic!"
4. Shrek 2 $13,600,000
"Shrek-tacular, full of Shrek-tatude, a Shrek-de-force"
5. Garfield: The Movie $11,000,000
"Like President James Garfield, you should HAIL to this CHIEF"
6. The Stepford Wives $9,200,000
"Walking down the aisle paved with BOX OFFICE GOLD"
7. The Chronicles of Riddick $8,271,000
"Still sucks"
8. The Day After Tomorrow $7,550,000
"Mark your DAY planner, because TOMORROW is here, and it is FABULOUS!"
9. Around the World in 80 Days $6,833,000
"Around the World, making a stop at the OSCARS, because it's a winner!"
10. Troy $1,710,000
"TROY-RIFFIC"
"Arrrrgggghhhh." Riddick
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