Friday, August 19, 2005

Wedding Dress

What is this all about??? What kind of a stupid thing to ask people to color! Wedding dresses are WHITE! The page is WHITE!

Unless... maybe this bride is not virtuous. AHHH HAH!

So, what should we color this? Off-white? Yellow? A dirty blonde perhaps? Dirty as her skanky reputation.

This should be a fun wedding. Ask her who the best man is, she'll know; she's been with 'em all.

The Coloring Book Main Page
Posted by at 9:12 AM

10 comments:

  1. Sweetie Guy Hutchinson8/19/2005

    Oh skanky bride, how I love thee!

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  2. Shaky Bride8/19/2005

    Help, I had too much caffiene!

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  3. Skanky Bride8/19/2005

    Meet me behind the plant in the lobby after me and the groom cut the cake, you sexy thing, you.

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  4. Stanky Bride8/19/2005

    Ugh, I think I stepped in something. I stink.

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  5. Spanky Bride8/19/2005

    I was the fat kid on The Little Rascals

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  6. Skankin' Bride8/19/2005

    I love dancing to ska music.

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  7. Swanky Bride8/19/2005

    I'm fancy!

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  8. Lanky Bride8/19/2005

    I never thought I'd find someone to love.

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  9. Blushing Bride8/19/2005

    I don't fit the rhyming scheme.

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  10. Blushing Bride8/21/2005

    I forgot to address that I adore alliteration and my adorable fiancé Alan Albert Alverson would agree.

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