Thursday, August 04, 2005

Disclaimer

This is a real ad I found on a Disney website.

The definition of 'claimer' is "One who claims; a claimant."

I am a claimer, because I claim to have seen this ad.
I wish Speedy Gonzales was standing next to me. Then you could say "which claimer?" and he could point at me and say "dis claimer."

But, Speedy would probably run away real fast after that. Then I would be stuck there looking stupid.

Anyway, this is a lamp you can buy on the Disney website. This isn't some Photoshop joke, either.

I hope you noticed the disclaimer:

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT??!??!?

NO GIFT BOXING AVAILABLE!!! ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS???!?!?!?

6 comments:

  1. Dis- claimer! Get it? LOL! Really, LOL.
    ROTFALMBO
    LOTAHMNO
    LOFL
    LOSMYF
    LPGA
    LOL!

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  2. Happy Birthday buddy,

    I got you this lovely present.

    What is it? Oh, it's a Disney made, limited edition CANCER RIDDEN DEATH. But look, it's shaped like a little rocket!!!

    Oh yeah, sorry I didn't have time for gift boxing.

    Hope you enjoy your slow painful death bud.

    Now, where's the cake?

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  3. Karl Puschmann's buddy8/05/2005

    Thanks Karl.
    The cake is over here.
    I made it with asbestos. What difference does it make now that I am on a steady path to death?

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  4. Sweetie, it's ok. The chemical is only known to cause cancer in California. If you use it in Oregon or Nevada, you should be fine.

    Everybody Chill!

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  5. That seems pretty pricey for cancer. I guess it's still cheaper than smoking a pack a day.

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  6. The General Lee8/09/2005

    General-Lee speaking, I avoid things that cause cancer!
    Get it? Generally? General Lee?

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