Coloring book: Milk is Cool

I believe the implication in the text is that this particular container of milk is named "Real Cool."
Real Cool is standing there leaning on a glass of milk talking about milk, as a cow watches in the distance. Of course, it could be that the glass of milk is our narrator.

I know the container is the more obvious choice since he has facial features, but since we are asked to believe that a container of milk can have the power of speech why not a glass?
It's way deep man.

The cow in the distance is just waiting for NINETY freaking glasses of lactose to be pumped from her.
I have a job for everyone:
Walk up to a friend, relative or co-worker today and say the following:
"Did you know one cow produces 90 glasses of milk a day? No wonder they say moo!"

Once you say the word "moo" laugh hysterically. Pretend that you told a joke. I bet they will laugh. It sure sounds like a joke.
To quote my new friend Real Cool: "that's cool too."