Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Jeffrey Tambor Jokes

Jeffrey Tambor has been a fixture on TV and film for decades. He came to the public's attention with a great performance in 'And Justice For All' opposite Al Pacino. Tambor has appeared in over 100 quality TV and Motion Picture projects. He is an acting teacher and runs an acting school when he is in between acting jobs.

Here is currently on the show 'Arrested Development'. He is a very funny man and I know many jokes about him.

I would like to share some with you.



What word does Jeffrey Tambor pronounce wrong?
-The word "wrong!"


What kind of keys does Jeffrey Tambor like to carry?
-Cook-kies!


What happens if Jeffery Tambor eats yeast and shoe polish?
-Every morning you'll rise and shine!


KNOCK KNOCK
-Who’s there?
Jeffrey Tambor
-Jeffrey Tambor who?
What's wrong with you? Don't you know who Jeffrey Tambor is?


What did Jeffrey Tambor do when the doctor told him he was dying?
-He went in the living room & ate life savers!


What is Jeffrey Tambor's favorite instrument?
-The tambor-ine!


Jeffrey Tambor took two turtles to Texas, to teach Thomas to tie his shoes. How many "Ts" in that?
-There are 2 "Ts" in "THAT!


Why couldn't Jeffrey Tambor play cards on his boat?
-Because he was sitting on the deck.


Why did Jeffrey Tambor put a clock under his desk?
-Because he wanted to work over-time!


KNOCK KNOCK
-Who's There?
Accordion
-Accordion who?
Accordion to the Jeffrey Tambor, television work is difficult but rewarding.


KNOCK KNOCK
-Who's There?
Ima
-Ima who?
Ima big fan of Jeffrey Tambor.


Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!


KNOCK KNOCK
-Who's There?
Ken
-Ken who?
Ken you think of a better actor than Jeffrey Tambor?


Why didn't Jeffrey Tambor's skeleton cross the road?
-Because he had no BODY to go with.


KNOCK KNOCK
-Who's There?
Police
-Police who?
Police stop telling stupid Jeffrey Tambor jokes.

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