A bunchojunk.com children's story
"I'm a little cupcake!" shouted Little Cupcake.
"I'm not!" shouted The Knot.
Then the knot untied itself and went to the temple to celebrate "Holy String Day" with his family and Robin the Boy Wonder.
"I'm still a little cupcake!" shouted Little Cupcake.
"So? I'm a gigantic donut!" said Little Donut.
"No, you are a little donut." said Little Cupcake.
"True," said Little Donut "but I am taking steroids."
"Let's go drop crumbs on Sheetcake." said Little Cupcake.
"Tee hee hee." said Little Donut.
"Snicker, snicker, snicker." snickered Little Cupcake.
"Mounds Bar, Mounds Bar, Mounds Bar." said a Snickers Bar that happened to be wandering by.
Then they all ran over to the Sheetcake.
"Stop right there," shouted Sheetcake "or I will cover your pastry side with icing!"
"Oooh, I'm quivering in my boots." said Little Cupcake.
"Oooh" Quipped Little Donut "I am a donut and thus I do not wear any kind of restrictive footwear."
"How about something comfortable like a sandal or a loafer?" suggested Sheetcake.
"Well, maybe." said Little Donut.
So they all jumped in Snickers Bar's white luxury van and drove to the shoe store where they all got footwear and lollypops.