A bunchojunk.com children's story
"So a chicken walks into a bar and says 'Do you serve chicken?' and the bartender says 'No but we serve beer.' said the Metal Cabinet.
The Fat guy and Connie The Chair sat and stared at him.
Suddenly a light bulb went off in The Fat Guy's head.
"Turn that blasted light off, I'm trying to think." The Fat Guy shouted at his head.
"I get it!" remarked Connie The Chair "The joke is that beers don't talk."
Suddenly a blender went off inside The Fat Guy's head.
"Stop blending things!" shouted The Fat Guy "Well, actually that feels pretty good."
Then Vin Diesel ran in and stabbed Connie The Chair and The Fat Guy. They died a painful death.
Moments later the police arrived.
"Why didn't you try to save them?" queried the Officer.
"I can't" conceded Metal Cabinet "I'm just a giant metal cabinet that tells jokes."
Then he went on a pinball and Jell-o bender. There were no survivors.