Monday, May 17, 2004

Kids Meals

I picked up the newest kids meal at Taco Bell recently and boy was that fun.

Taco bell is doing a generic dinosaur promotion. So along with your two tacos, nachos and a cup of soda smaller than a Nyquil shot glass, you get dinosaurs. The first one was a glow-in-the-dark skeleton of a dinosaur. Very cool. Fully assembled it measured almost 10 inches long, but I found a better use for it. I stuck some of the bones inside my taco and then demanded to see the manager.

MANAGER: "What seems to be the problem?"
ME: "I found some radioactive glowing bones in my taco"
MANAGER:"Holy crap! There are radioactive glowing bones in that taco! Everyone run for your life!"

So, I tried the other toy. This one was a cardboard drawing of a dinosaur skeleton that made a paper airplane that did not fly. So I stuck it in my taco.

MANAGER:"What seems to be the problem?"
ME:"There is a really lousy excuse for a toy in my taco."
MANAGER:"I once won a taco eating contest. I also once kissed a monkey."
ME:"Was that during a monkey kissing contest?"
MANAGER:"No, right after one."

And that is the report.


  1. Jack the ebay Monster4/13/2005

    I bought one of these toys on eBay. It was a rip off. Kennedy in 09!

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