Most people have a rug in their home. I bet you do. But do you have a rug that is actually the footprint of a giant who suffers from an absurd amount of chlorophyll?
Don't feel bad, neither do I. But I feel pretty bad about it, so maybe you should, too.
Look at it:
It would be INSANELY cool to own even if it was just a REGULAR furry, green, foot shaped rug.
But this is a furry, green, JOLLY GREEN GIANT's foot shaped rug.
Think how jealous the neighbors would be! Plus, when the sad day comes that the family pooch dies, stick him under the rug and tell people: "Fido was squashed by the Jolly Green Giant."
It would be a great story.
This rug was a mail in premium from 1967.
It only cost a few bucks and a couple of labels from Jolly Green Giant food cans.
Such bliss for such a great price.