Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Mr. Matzah


Oh look at that! According to his tag he's "genuine." He's also "huggable." Plus he wishes you a "Happy Passover."

What more you want? I wonder if he has been duly blessed by a rabbi. Is he kosher? Can we eat him?

I like his sandals. Very 'Old Testament.' I'm not so sure about the hat, that's not very 'Old Testament.' That’s more 'new Arizona Diamondbacks.'

I love matzah ball soup. I just hope Mr. Matzah doesn't find out. Poor guy would start wearing a cup.

6 comments:

  1. Excuse me. I have to go hug Mr. Matzah.

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  2. Jim Shorts9/14/2005

    Foul! FOul! I know you are upset about the war, but you can't eat that cute little guy!

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  3. Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs here! No Matzahs i'm afraid. But I do have kosher franks!

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  4. Staplegun9/14/2005

    Funny, I just saw a plush draidle at a garage sale Saturday. I didn't buy it, though.

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  5. That gives me the creeps. I am not sure why.

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  6. fishface9/14/2005

    I love him! Matzah Man rules!

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