Here is a poem I wrote about the toy phenomenon known as Hulk Hands:
To be like Hulk, such might, such power
Hulking up and smashing walls
I slide you on, you mighty glove
Remember that little girl from the Pepsi commercials?
It appeared on the site on May 15, 2004. I think it is pretty funny, but, I obviously didn't work too hard on it.
Here is a brand new Hulk Hands poem:
I wake and Hulk Hands play around my bed
Green like Kermit to my wondering eyes
Upwards to the glorious Bixby I raise my head
Then lay me down and thoughts of Hulk arise
This is another attempt:
If Hulk Hogan stole bread in Iran
As punishment they would cut off his hand
Still, one could not wear it as a glove
That is the reason it is Hulk Hands I love
So now, it is your turn! Comment with your best Hulk Hands poem!