Smokey's Friends

Yes, little Timmy, you can't be friends with Smokey the Bear. Smokey the Bear will NOT be friends with anyone who plays with matches or your giant lighter that's the size of your foot.
Deal with it.
Get ready for a life spent hanging out with the wrong crowd. Drunks, prostitutes and gamblers will be the only pals you will have, Timmy. All because of the matches and lighters - AND the disfigurement to your thumb and finger.

Who can blame Smokey the Bear? Who would want to be seen with a guy with gross hands?

On the bright side, Smokey ROBINSON is willing to hang out with people who play with BOTH matches and lighters.

He just isn't willing to hang out with YOU.

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