The Muppets all went to the swamp but then found out they were near Walt Disney World. So they broke into the park (which was really 3 parks, but was depicted as one.)
Gonzo was checking out the garbage disposal system, Bo was taking Miss Piggy on roller coasters and Stadler and Waldorf were trying to "get lucky" with an old lady (they didn't.)
And Charles Grodin (with Rizzo's help) is trying to capture the Muppets.
The seven dwarfs show up as Grodin's crack security team.
Miss Piggy rides on Star Tours.
Suddenly outside of the Grand Floridian Hotel (I think) Kermit and Robin are cornered by the dwarfs.
They separate and Robin gets stuck on the monorail. Now he will have to sit through the ENTIRE "grand circle tour" before he meets back up with his uncle. Not content to wait Kermit moves on. This doesn't make him a bad uncle... just a bad frog.
Fozzie is still telling jokes to tourists. They hate them. Poor Fozzie. If there was ever a Muppet who had the ability to snap and kill us all it would be him. I bet he has thought about mauling a heckler or two.
Rowlf finds the accommodations adequate at the WDW kennel. They even have a piano. A musical number (Doggin' it) commences. That room must smell awful.Not because of the amount of dogs, I know they aren't real dogs.Still, a room full of puppeteers must reek of granola and rubber cement.
Gonzo is still checking out the pipes under WDW. What's the deal with him and the chicken, really? It's sexual, isn't it? I think I will go stick a hot stick into my skull. Maybe then some of the bad images will seep out.
Kermit, sad that he lost Robin, runs into Raven who duets with him on Rainbow Connection.
She tells him that he should never give up on his dream of finding his friends.Of course she could just direct him to the monorail platform and he could wait for the yellow monorail, but that's just silly.
Animal, ever the ladies man, develops a crush on Snow White. Same thing as Animal and the chicken, right? Ugh. Where is my brain poking stick?
Seeing Fozzie's bad luck, his mom goes to Country Bear Hall to drum up business. She brings back two country bears (Tennessee and Liverlips), as well as B'rer Bear from Song of the South and Bongo and his girlfriend from Fun and Fancy Free. God, I am so embarrassed to know this.
Gonzo, riding in a basket of dirty clothes sings "Love in a Laundromat." He then develops a staph infection. It doesn't hinder his relationship with the chicken.I am not sure a chicken can actually consent anyway.
Meanwhile everyone seems to arrive at the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular at the same time.
Kermit shoots at Nazis.
Once reunited they are corralled at the exit by Grodin who calls Mickey Mouse on the phone.
Not only does Mickey not want to press trespassing charges, Mickey wants to see Kermit.
They are in the same union. That means they both take a two hour lunch and read the paper on the job.
In a history making moment Mickey meets the Muppets.
Miss Piggy who had been blow up in the stunt show and became remarkably disheveled on the Mad Tea Party makes a wonderful entrance.
Mickey tells the gang that they get to put their feet in cement at the Chinese Theater. He then doubles for Sonny Crockett in an episode of Miami Vice: The Animated Series.
They will, but only after a big musical number.
Kermit puts his hands in cement.
Gonzo does too. After it dried 27 people twisted an ankle stepping in the imprint. Two of the women had to be "put down."
Poor Grodin is forced to clean gum out from under the benches.
Animal and Link seem to be fighting for Snow White's affections. Get me my stick ASAP!
Back at the swamp, everyone says they had a great time... but where is Miss Piggy?
It seems she stuck around in the cement too long. I can't say I am going to miss her.
The camera slowly pulls back with Jim's name appearing on the screen.