Tuesday, October 25, 2005
The Worst Photo Ever
Take a look at that. Aside from my face being digitally covered, it is a pretty good photo.
However, under that white box lies something so horrific that mere mortals tremble at the very sight of it.
It is the worst photo ever.
This was taken at a charity walk. That is me in the center, flanked by two Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders. Don't they look fantastic?
I look pretty good, too. Sure, I am wearing sweatpants, but I was walking for charity.
What could possibly be so bad about my face in this photo?
Please remove small children and anyone with a heart condition from the room.
Take a look.
I have no idea why I made THAT face!
Did the cheerleaders just break wind?
That would explain it, but I don't think so.
Did an old lady just knee me in the groin and then take my photo?
Possibly, but I think I would remember that.
Did someone make a sassy comment leading me to say "oh snap" and the photographer merely captured me as I uttered "oh?"
Perhaps, but I doubt it.
This is the WORST PHOTO EVER.
I know that there are some pretty vile photos in existence. Wars have been captured on film, blood and destruction have been photographed and I bet somewhere, someone is taking a picture of the horrible sight of an innocent child buying into a worthless mutual fund.
Still, this is EVEN WORSE.