After being Twinkie the Kid for Halloween last year I was concerned about this years costume.
I couldn't top Twinkie the Kid, but I needed to have something at least half as good.
So I decided to be Randy "Macho Man" Savage. After spending hours sewing a sequined robe, I decided to change my costume to the OTHER mascot of spicy beef snacks.
I'm not sure if he has a name, but he HAS to be the most obnoxious mascot in TV history.
You have probably seen the commercial; he shouts "Eat me." It's not Shakespeare, but I guess it's on the same level as Randy's "Snap into 'em!"
The best part about this costume is that it came as is from the internet. I can't take any credit for making it, but I'm sure I will get some positive reviews when I walk around a Halloween party handing out dried pieces of 'mechanically separated meat parts.'
If anyone doesn't like it I will tell 'em to "eat me."