However, maybe a show called Three's Company about three airline pilots living in an apartment in Santa Monica California would have been funny.
Three's Company (the airline pilot show)
Jack walks into the apartment. Janet and Chrissy are sitting on the couch.
Hi Jack! How was your flight?
Horrible. I had trouble with the vertical stabilizers and I needed to land with pilotage.
Jeez. That's too bad. I flew a sailplane last week and the yaw was so out of line I felt like I was on a tailwheel.
MR. ROPER enters.
Well, if anyone knows about tailwheel, it's Jack!
Roper mugs for the camera. Jack falls over the couch and Chrissy and Janet laugh.
Oh, what could have been!
Anyway, the REAL Three's Company had three pilots. In case you don't know what pilots are, they are first episodes that are shot with the intention of selling the show to a network.
Many pilots don't make it to TV. Others, like Three's Company, are shot and then changed substantially before they make it to television.
For example, The Gilligan's Island pilot featured Gilligan, The Skipper, The Howells AND A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND TWO SECRETARIES.
The pilot for the A-Team featured a different actor as Templeton Peck.
Finally, in the pilot for ALF, ALF was the Tanner's elderly Chinese Grandfather who liked classical music.
OK, I made that up.
Anyway, the DVD set of Three's Company season two features the first of two failed pilots for Three's Company. The third pilot was picked up by the network and aired as the first episode.
You may remember it. In that pilot Janet and Chrissy find Jack asleep in their bathtub and are so thrilled with his cooking that they decide to ask him to be their roommate. To get Mr. Roper to go along with the arrangement, they tell him Jack is gay.
The first pilot follows almost the same plot with some changes. Let's take a look:
The show starts off with a different opening credit sequence. They show the front of the "Hacienda Palms" apartment building in North Hollywood (I am not sure if such a building ever existed, I can't find it in today's apartment guide.)
This simple shot of the building was much different than the
funny montages later credit sequences included.
I suppose the lyrics to the theme song had not yet been written, so instead people just babble "doo dee doo" back and forth like a couple of toddler's in a shouting match.
Oddly enough, this version of the song sounded very similar to the finished version of the We Got It Made theme.
Then we see the Three's Company apartment. It was pretty neat to see, because it was basically the exact same set, with the same furniture and wall hangings, but everything was in a different place.
One wall of the apartment was covered in HIDEOUS pink flowery wallpaper.
Valerie Curtin played Jenny in the pilot, and Suzanne Zenor played Samantha. Jenny was the brunette and Samantha was the blonde, but both were very different than Janet and Chrissy. In the first scene Jenny talks about how they had a wild party the night before. Samantha says that she almost performed a striptease at the party (dialogue that Janet had in the final pilot.)
Then they find David Bell sleeping in their bathtub. No, not the Phillies' third baseman, this was Jack Tripper's NAME in the pilot. David was played by John Ritter who sports a much shorter haircut in the pilot than he did in the series.
For some reason, while watching the pilot I was struck by how much John Ritter looked like Rowdy Roddy Piper.
The Hollywood locale, rather than Santa Monica (which is 20 minutes west of Hollywood) is mentioned a lot, and both David and Samantha are trying to break into the film business.
Samantha's best part was in a religious commercial, David once played Winnie the Pooh at Disneyland.
The Ropers are played by the same actors as they were in the series, but they have different FIRST names. Rather than being Helen and Stanley they were George and Mildred.
The plot of the pilot ends up the same way, with Roper convinced that David is gay and David moving in as a roommate.
Overall, it was interesting to see. Perhaps the show would have been JUST as popular with these two cast mates and maybe it would be Suzanne Zenor that tried to sell you a Tummy-Sizer in the 1990s. Maybe it would have been a forgotten show that lasted just a few episodes.
Either way, it was a really cool DVD feature. If only it had starred Rowdy Roddy Piper.