Take a good look at that. It's a video tape of the critical hit film Ed Wood. Directed by Tim Burton, this film tells the story of another filmmaker who was a cross dresser and a bad horror film maker. That director, of course, was Ron Howard.
Anyway, I found this special demo tape. Take a look at it.
"Not video cassette packaging" it boldly proclaims. Yes, video cassette packaging is for the common folk. The rabble, if you will. Not me. I get special demo packaging.
Johnny Depp awkwardly gives me a 'come hither' look on my packaging. I rule.
At the bottom of the tape it says "for video retailers only." Well, I am no video retailer, but the only way they will get it from away from me is by prying it from my cold dead fingers.
Too bad I threw away my VCR when I bought a DVD player.
Sorry to be so bragadocious, but I do have special packaging.
ReplyDeleteBetter picture than the poster. Johnny Depp with a feather boa IMHR.
ReplyDeleteIf it's "not videocassette packaging" then what is it? I could understand if it said not for sale, rent, or whatever, but it's clearly a box that contains a videocassette.
ReplyDeleteI am calling up the video retailers association and telling them you rat. Also, you left some junk in my apartment. Pick it up, moron.
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