Saturday, April 01, 2006's THIRD anniversary extravaganza

Welcome to the THIRD year anniversary of "junk" on the web. To celebrate we have some special features all week (kinda like last year.) My how time flies!

Number of words: 14
Number of articles: 216902
Times the words “Hulk Hogan wishes he had a full head of hair” appeared: 17,788
Times the words "festering boil” appeared: 211
Number of poems about a festering boil: 1
Number of times I mentioned that "Full House" & "Dukes of Hazard" have an "Uncle Fester": 2
Number of times I wished his name was "Uncle Festering Boil": 2

Make sure to check back tommorow. I will be posting comments all week.

Thanks again for stopping by for the past year!

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Posted on April 1, 2006


  1. In honor of our THIRD YEAR I present this poem:

    Have you enjoyed the site?
    Aren't you glad?
    Plenty of stupid jokes
    People shouln't be mad
    You wanna buy a monkey?

    Apes and monkeys are cute
    Penquins are cute too
    Rake in the money
    I'll be seeing you
    Like the monkey?

    Free Nelson Mandela
    Or give us free pizza
    Onions and peppers on it
    Let the people meet ya'
    Shut you mouth!

    Don't you know I'm talkin'
    About Shaft
    You like my poem?

    I hate it.

  2. Congratulations on the anniversary.
    Love the poem.

  3. Anonymous4/03/2006

    Have you enjoyed the year?
    As much as I have
    Pretty looking website
    Pretty stupid website
    You know great poems don't rhyme

    April was the chick
    Present on Ninja Turtles
    Really, I dug her
    I truly did
    Love her too? I bet ya did.

    Thats all I had to say
    Have a good year
    I hope there are no more
    Ridiculous anniversaries soon
    Do wait a year this time

  4. I think I may have set my clock too far ahead.

  5. Congrats on another year. I have fond memories of laughing at Hulk Hogan's expense.

    Thanks for including my cake recipe. I hope everyone enjoys it!

  6. Did anyone other than Bane get that the first letter of every word in the poem spelled "April Fools Day?"

    BTW, my goal was to satarize the concept of April Fools by creating the worst April Fools Day gag ever.

  7. Anonymous4/06/2006

    You are so weird