YEAR THREE OF BUNCHOJUNK.COM BY THE NUMBERS:
Number of words: 14
Number of articles: 216902
Times the words “Hulk Hogan wishes he had a full head of hair” appeared: 17,788
Times the words "festering boil” appeared: 211
Number of poems about a festering boil: 1
Number of times I mentioned that "Full House" & "Dukes of Hazard" have an "Uncle Fester": 2
Number of times I wished his name was "Uncle Festering Boil": 2
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Posted on April 1, 2006
In honor of our THIRD YEAR I present this poem:
ReplyDeleteHave you enjoyed the site?
Aren't you glad?
Plenty of stupid jokes
People shouln't be mad
You wanna buy a monkey?
Apes and monkeys are cute
Penquins are cute too
Rake in the money
I'll be seeing you
Like the monkey?
Free Nelson Mandela
Or give us free pizza
Onions and peppers on it
Let the people meet ya'
Shut you mouth!
Don't you know I'm talkin'
About Shaft
You like my poem?
I hate it.
Congratulations on the anniversary.
ReplyDeleteLove the poem.
Have you enjoyed the year?
ReplyDeleteAs much as I have
Pretty looking website
Pretty stupid website
You know great poems don't rhyme
April was the chick
Present on Ninja Turtles
Really, I dug her
I truly did
Love her too? I bet ya did.
Thats all I had to say
Have a good year
I hope there are no more
Ridiculous anniversaries soon
Do wait a year this time
I think I may have set my clock too far ahead.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on another year. I have fond memories of laughing at Hulk Hogan's expense.
ReplyDeleteThanks for including my cake recipe. I hope everyone enjoys it!
Did anyone other than Bane get that the first letter of every word in the poem spelled "April Fools Day?"
ReplyDeleteBTW, my goal was to satarize the concept of April Fools by creating the worst April Fools Day gag ever.
You are so weird
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