This weekend I watched BMX Bandits. It may be the strangest film I have seen all week and I work in a dentist's office!
Get it? Film? Dentist's office? Like the film on people's teeth?
God, I hope someone laughed at that. Three years of dentistry school just to make you laugh.
The movie opens with a cool silver logo. This is the high point of the entire film.
Then a bunch of people ride bikes. because it's Australia, they ride them on the wrong side of the bike park.
This guy is in the movie.
This guy is too. Too bad we never learn the secret of his nifty "solar sport radio" hat.
Instead he justs eats a lot of ice cream and falls down.
Some bad guys dress as pigs and rob a bank. Later they hatch another plan that involves stealing a Brinks truck and talking on walkie-talkies. But their plan is twarted by the BMX Bandits (who aren't bandits). The BMX Bandits find the hidden walkie-talkies.
Hey kids! It's Nicole Kidman! And she brought her insurance salesman with her!
This is one of the bad guys. He has a picture of some Crispin Glover looking dude on the front of his shirt.
He has some Al Capone looking guy on the back of his shirt. Plus he looks like Billy Idol.
The bad guys ride in a boat that has Macho Man Randy Savage painted on the hood.
What was up with men's shorts in the 1980s? Really, what was the deal with that?
Here Nicole talks on a walkie-talkie with the longest antenna in the world.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO WATCH A CAR EXPLODE.