So what do we do? We stick it in the closet promising to one day "finish" it.
Well, bunchojunk.com has a closet and our closet is full. Full of opening paragraphs, odd facts and photos.
I'll never get around to any of it. Today, feast your eyes on some photos from the closet:
UNFINISHED ARTICLE #1 - FIRST LADIES THAT LOOKED LIKE HOWARD STERN:
Dolly Madison:
Grace Coolidge:
Julia Tyler:
Abigail Filmore:
Yes, that would have been a winner. Too bad it was relegated to the dust heap of history. Of course, so was this:
UNFINISHED ARTICLE #2 - MY REVIEW OF THE BANGER SISTERS' POSTER:
Sure, the plot of this flick screams LAME, but look at this poster! Check out the tattoo! How do you think that came about.
SUSAN: Lets get matching tattoos.
GOLDIE: What will they say?
SUSAN: "The Banger Sisters." Because we are sisters and our last name is Banger. Of course, if we AREN'T standing back to back mine will just say "sisters." Yours will say "The Banger."
Man, I love The Banger!
UNFINISHED ARTICLE #3 - RANDOM PHOTOS OF LITTLE RICHARD WITH OTHER CELEBRITIES:
With The Beatles:
With Chuck Berry and Kevin Eubanks
With Hillbilly Jim:
Imagine how great that could have been if I found Little Richard with Cousin Luke or Uncle Elmer.
UNFINISHED ARTICLE #4 -A DISNEYLAND WARNING SIGN:
Does anyone else find it odd that the family at the top are built like NFL linebackers, but the dude at the bottom is skinnier than Nicole Richie?
It's not funny, just odd.
Speaking of which, lets close with a photo of me and Chicken Little.
Maybe this should have stayed in the closet.
ReplyDeleteThe Banger Sisters poster makes me think of those old shirts that say "I'm with stupid" and have an arrow pointing to the side.
ReplyDeleteWhich one is Chicken Little?
FIRST LADIES THAT LOOKED LIKE HOWARD STERN is the perfect example of what a Bunch O Junk article should be. Funny!
ReplyDeleteI'm the one that looks like Howard Ste- uh Howard the Duck.
ReplyDeleteIt's not nice to make fun of that warning sign guy. Don't you know he used to be a world famous athlete?
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