The mystery has started to be peeled away. Peeled away like the many layers of an onion. Although under the layers of an onion is just more onion.
And I don't like onions.
Anyhoo, it seems the world has not sat back and watched my dissension into Baby Huey inspired madness without trying to keep me in check.
Take a look at what I found on dontdatehimgirl.com:
Very manipulative...Don't date him....he is a cheater.
What? What have I ever cheated at? Maybe once at chess when I was in high school and I was dating that snooty chick from the chess team. Maybe then I moved one of those horsey pieces in an "L" pattern that featured an extra space so I could establish a check mate that I couldn't get otherwise.
And maybe I made out with her kid sister in the shed behind the pool.
But, ask her kid sister... I never cheated on her.
Of course I never actually dated her.
He also has a Four Brothers poster that has Spiro Agnew's name written over some dude's eyes.
Some dude? Some dude? That's Mark Wahlberg! Marky Mark! Star of such films as Boogie Nights and The Big Hit.
Get your facts straight before you write something on the internet!
[EDIT: after inspecting the poster I noticed that "Elvis Presley" is written over Marky Mark's eyes. "Spiro Agnew" is actually written on 'some dude.'
Isn't that weird? And what's with the Tarot Card Barbie and this obsession with Baby Huey.
Even I don't have an answer for this. Perhaps this website has become entangled in a web of Baby Huey. Maybe we shall never see the light again. Maybe we will be stuck in time. Like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day we will be forced to live the same nonsense again and again. Then if we do break away from our PCs we will roam the country with no purpose, just like Bill Murray in Broken Flowers. Or maybe we could have an elephant like that movie Bill Murray did with that elephant.
I love Bill Murray.
I hate him and I hope he gets run over by a steam roller and I hope someone drops a piano on his head. I also hope that the Simple Life gets renewed for a fifth season. Frasier, too. Unless that isn't on the air anymore. Furthermore I think taxes should be lowered and we need stop the double dipping.
Finally this starts to make perfect sense. I loved that episode of Frasier where Bill Murray was chasing that groundhog! Then Frasier's brother was acting all gay and then Frasier's dad said "stop being such a pansy" then Cliff and Norm thought he was talking to them so they went and did the voices for Pixar movies.
That was a great show.
Bottom line, don't love him even though he is an outlaw and ladies love outlaws like babies love stray dawgs.
Words to live by.