Monday, October 05, 2009
The Nasty Boys
I don't have much to say about this... except for I MET THE NASTY BOYS!
I know, it really isn't that impressive. I met bigger stars before. Heck, I met The Rock. These guys aren't really that important to the history of wrestling, but there was something so cool about meeting them.
For starters, Knobbs is Hulk Hogan's best friend. I met Hulk Hogan, too but meeting Knobbs seems funnier.
Actually, it's not fair to say Knobbs is Hogan's best friend. But he is tied for the top spot with Brutus Beefcake who was standing about 10 feet away.
Anyway, here is an exceptionally stupid video of The Nasty Boys from the mid 1990s:
It starts out with The Nasty Boys telling us that they are going to the Maryland Science Center. They make some comment that the building isn't nastycized enough. But, they go inside anyway. Then they build a Lego tower with some kids. Then Scaggs presses a button that makes the Legos fall apart.
Actually, they don't fall apart so Knobbs has to push them over and pretend to be angry.
Next they encounter a big set of round metal balls. I am sure Knobbs was dying to do a Robocop joke.
A bearded Rick Moranis guy turns the set of balls on and the static electricity is supposed to make Knobbs' mullet stand up. It doesn't really work.
Then Saggs runs off and leaves Knobbs. I am starting to realize why Hulk Hogan chose Knobbs as his buddy.
Later Knobbs runs into a lady that looks like my friend Ted's mom.
I wish you knew her. You would laugh so much.
Maybe I should take a photo with her and then write a poorly written post about it.
Now, if you excuse me, I have to go nasticize.