I loved Roy Rogers chicken when I was a kid. I loved it more than KFC, more than McDonalds and more than Burger King.
It was my favorite.
For some reason the clown and his playland never held a candle to a singing cowboy with a fixins bar.
Roy's is still around, but not really in my area.
So, to help me find Roy's Chicken I found this vintage placemat.
Let's look clockwise from bottom left.
Roy's suggests that I bring my chicken on my vacation. That makes sense because so few tourist destinations have food.
At A Birthday Party.
Another excellent suggestion. I recommend that you slip it into your pocket when you are off to attend a birthday party. Then if the food sucks you can sneak into the bathroom and chow down.
On A Picnic.
And they remind you that fried chicken is as great as all of nature. I can't argue with that.
In Front of A VCR.
Then you can adjust the tracking, dim the lights and realize the moron before you was unkind and didn't rewind.
It's enough to make you wish you were invited to that birthday party with the lousy food.
In A Business Meeting.
Is "in church" or "in the emergency room" on this list? I get the feeling they are just naming every place they can think of.
At A Softball Game.
They tell us we can bring the Big Chiller out at a softball game. I assume they are talking about pro wrestler/softball player Sid Eudy.
At Your Neighborhood Roy Rogers.
At A Family Reunion.
I am not so sure this is a reunion. It might be an intervention. After all, you have been eating way too many fried foods. It's just not good for you. Remember, moderation.