The other day, in an attempt to show my disdain for poetry, I wrote a poem. I wanted to see if the average person could distinguish between ...

His name is Sammy Soil... he's a tiny piece of soil... OR IS HE???? I dunno, look at how he towers over the grass and check out the bees...

The Uncatchable Water Snake. Unlike those 'easy to catch' real water snakes, this one is hard to catch. Unless you stumble into some...

Things could not be better today because the world has been blessed with ANOTHER Rambo flick. The newest film is simply called Rambo even...

You know the feelin'. You just made some sucker mc call you sire and now you need nourishment. You need da flava of RAP SNACKS! I will d...

Have you seen this "Elf Yourself" thing? It's a website set up by Office Max that allows you to take your photo and put it on ...