tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7030012.post114055863806878468..comments2024-03-28T22:51:35.162-04:00Comments on bunchojunk: Mister Rogers soaks his feetGuy Hutchinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13225310027801357310noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7030012.post-1141062434423246952006-02-27T12:47:00.000-05:002006-02-27T12:47:00.000-05:00Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat...Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat on purpose, and then left the seat up. Becky came in to take a crap, and she fell in the toilet. Then, when she put the seat down, she sat in my pee. She asked me why I did that...and then she realized I was Uncle Jesse. Then she went and sat in the pee again. Then I bleached the laces for my white tennis shoes. They got really clean, so I took the bleach and spelled out "butt-lord" on Danny Tanner's front lawn. Then I went back to my house and built a snowman with really sweet hair. It was summer, so there wasn't any snow, but I made Joey Gladstone go to the zoo and buy me 40,000 snow cones. I ate some Chef Boyardee "Dinosaurs with meatballs." Everyone thinks that they stopped making them, but the truth is that I just bought them all. Then I went over to Jimmy Buffet's house and stole all of the Flintstone's Push-Pops out of his freezer. Then, I took a huge dump on his lawn and farted on his guard dog. I went home and put on my leather pajamas with the rhinestones and the fringes. I looked at myself in the mirror and got a raging boner. Then I watched every episode of The Cosby Show and went to bed. Tomorrow, I'm going to the Video Game Exchange to trade in the Game-Gear that Becky bought me (cause she is lame) for a Nintendo Power Glove.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7030012.post-1140629660850865012006-02-22T12:34:00.000-05:002006-02-22T12:34:00.000-05:00I remember an episode where Mister Rogers tried to...I remember an episode where Mister Rogers tried to revive a dead fish by putting it in a glass of water and pouring a bunch of salt in the glass. He kept insisting that this would perk the fish right up while he swirled the glass. Then the camera focused on the fish in the glass for the next five minutes. <BR/><BR/>Nothing happened.cravipathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00199426582699168392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7030012.post-1140623470643054532006-02-22T10:51:00.000-05:002006-02-22T10:51:00.000-05:00Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs here! Can't make a jok...Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs here! Can't make a joke about the soak without a hot dog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7030012.post-1140558999572935292006-02-21T16:56:00.000-05:002006-02-21T16:56:00.000-05:00I have never seen an episode of Mr. Rogers, but I ...I have never seen an episode of Mr. Rogers, but I am a big Sesame Street fan. Does that count?Metal Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18400759786407810475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7030012.post-1140558796621878232006-02-21T16:53:00.000-05:002006-02-21T16:53:00.000-05:00Any other Mister Rogers fans out there? Don't be s...Any other Mister Rogers fans out there? Don't be shy.Guy Hutchinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13225310027801357310noreply@blogger.com