In honor of the upcoming holiday, I set down with this Christmas standard, the fruitcake.
SWEETIE: Hello Elton John!
SWEETIE: It was sort of a joke. Fruitcake, get it?
FRUITCAKE: Because he's gay.
SWEETIE: Yeah, just a joke, though.
FRUITCAKE: Sure, pretty harmless.
SWEETIE: I like Elton, I just thought it would make people laugh.
FRUITCAKE: Oh yeah, that is pretty funny.
FRUITCAKE: Is that all you got?
SWEETIE: Pretty much.
FRUITCAKE: OK... uh... bye.
SWEETIE: Nice taking to you.
FRUITCAKE: Yeah, you too.